“Ford? There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for 'Hamlet' they've worked out” ~ Douglas Adams
"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~ Immanuel Kant
"My little dog -- a heartbeat at my feet." ~ Edith Wharton
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." ~ Anonymous
“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us” ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself." ~ Josh Billings
"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~ Anatole France
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." ~ Anonymous
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." ~ Ann Landers
"In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat" ~ Warren Eckstein
“I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.” ~ Jean Cocteau
“If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans” ~ James Herriot
“I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"” ~ Robin Williams
"I think I could turn and live with animals, they are
so placid and self-contained,
I stand and look at them long and long." ~ Walt Whitman
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." ~ Ben Williams
"A dog maybe a man's best friend but a horse made history..." ~ Anonymous
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
Unless my cats are there to welcome me." ~ Anonymous
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that is how dogs spend their lives." ~ Sue Murphy
"To err is human, to forgive, canine" ~ Anonymous
"To err is human, to purr, feline" ~ Robert Byrne
"There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat." ~ Wesley Bates
“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).” ~ Eddie Izzard
"Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!" ~ Theophile Gautier
"A horse gallops with his lungs,
Perseveres with his heart,
And wins with his character." ~ Tesio
"All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it." ~ Samuel Butler
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" ~ Dave Barry
"There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before." ~ Robert Lynd
"The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic." ~ Henry Ward Beecher
“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." ~ Roger Caras
"The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him." ~ Rudyard Kipling
"If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very very few people." ~ James Thurber
"I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." ~ Hippolyte Taine
"Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one" ~ Anonymous
"Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled" ~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky
"A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue." ~ Anonymous
"The dog represents all that is best in man." ~ Etienne Charlet
"And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse." ~ Bedouin Legend
SWF wanted for mysterious expedition. Must like monkeys. ~ Simpsons
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." ~ Andrew A. Rooney
"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song." ~ Chinese Proverb
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." ~ Mary Bly
"Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms." ~ George Elliot
"The Trouble with a kitten is
That
Eventually it becomes a
Cat"
~ Ogden Nash
"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too." ~ Samuel Butler
"A Horse! A Horse! my kingdom for a horse!" ~ Shakespeare
"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because you lap is warmer." ~ Alfred North Whitehead
"...he will be our friend for always and always and always." ~ Rudyard Kipling
"The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much." ~ Thornton Wilder
"When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her." ~ Montaigne
"An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language." ~ Martin Buber
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Purchase a home with the Scott Ingraham Real Estate Group and you will be included in the Ben’s Friends Adoption Program: receive a voucher for the adoption of one of Ben's Friends (cat, kitten, puppy or dog) at the Humane Society of Bay County. The voucher will include the following:
